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OK, I'm not a money grubbing slime ball, and I won't sue you since any injuries I sustain here will be the product of my own stupidity. Please let me in.

I'm an incompetent boob who is so lacking in accountability that I'll sue a tree for not getting out of the way when I run off the road. Can I come in?

Children's Books You'll Never See:

"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"