Dear Netsurfer:
After careful consideration of your request, the author must regretfully
inform you that your request to enter Witt World has been denied for the
following reasons:
- You are an idiot.
- You are a wanted felon.
- The author dislikes frivolous lawsuits.
- The author dislikes greedy people.
- The author has little or no sense of humor.
- The author believes you may be mentally unstable.
If you feel the previously listed reasons for denial were unfair and wish to sue
the author, please submit a letter to the author with your complete name and a
photo. Please include your home and business addresses and the claims you intend
to file in your suit.
You will be transferred to the Uranium Information Center in Melbourne, Australia
in 120 seconds. The author recommends you stay there and sue them for a while.
Note: The author is not responsible for "hit men" who, by mere coincidence show
up at your home or business to beat the snot out of you for submitting the
afore mentioned denial reconsideration request.