"Goodnite girls!" says Professor Utomium "And No bedtime snackies! You know how it makes you break out!"

CarNut walks in, tripping face, stares at the velvet elvis on the wall, then states- "It's great ta be in Las Vegas!"

Suddenly, the bright Vegas Lights dim to darkness. All the music and machinery grinds to silence. Captain Power Pimp has taken over the power company and is holding the entire southern Nevada area hostage. With blistering heat on the way, it's only a matter of time before the people of Vegas sober up and realize it's hot without air conditioning. Only the Empoweredpuff girls can save them now!

With only hours before the panic attack, the mayor calls the girls in a frenzy. Since the girls were already awake and eating Joo Joo Babies, it only took seconds for them to answer the phone. 

"Girls, Girls!!," The Mayor said, "Help is needed in Nevada." He explained the problem to them carefully. 

"We're on it, Mayor!" said the horribly bossy Blossom. And they were off... flying through the air with their Empowerpuff Girls flying suits and anti-gravitational scrunchees. As they arrive in Vegas, the bad guys are already looting the casinos and throwing water balloons filled with bleach onto passersby.

"OH LORD I can't believe they are doing this to us!" said one blue hair as she was splashed and her sweater began to disintergrate.

"Oh, NO!" Cries one of the girls, "Look at that sign! We're not in Vegas, we're in San Francisco. I knew we should have turned left at Albeqoyckey!"

"We did, Blossom!! We did!!" Shouted Bubbles, "You B*tch, you got us lost again!!!" She smacks Blossom across the face. 

"Now girls..... That is no way to PLAY with each other... Kiss and make up now!," Buttercup said right before they threw her in the steaming manhole.

" Hahahahaha, I will rule the earth!!! Hahaha!!!," MoJoJoJo screamed. 

"AHHHH NO!!!! MONKEY BREATH!!!" They all shouted in unison.

"You all took my place! I should get all the love, but no I was kicked out by you, and left in the street. If I was loved again by the Proffesser, I would be loved, but I am not, you see. I will get you Emoweredpuff Girls you will see. Captain power pimp is undre my command youll see how hot it will get now you powerpuff girls"

 "Giiiirlllssss!" shrieks a somewhat omnipresent voice "remember your mission! - to destroy your ex-husbands!" Suddenly, the girls stop in mid air. 

"It is.... HIM! - he is creating all of this! Let's get him - take that you puffy homo!" and the girls begin to pummel HIM with their super-toddler strength.And their pocketbooks. . :(

"Hey, where's my colosphomy bag?" Asks Rosanne?

"Right here baby... just reach in and grab it"

"Naughty Naughty, Captain Power Pimp!! How dare you try to get a free hand Jo--" The Annoying voice we keep hearing is silenced. 

And then with a BOOM!! The Empoweredpuff Girls roar in on their cow powered space buggies!! (ewwwww Buggy guts on my windshield[j/k]) 

"All right girls, Lets kick some power pimp butt!!" Richard yelps from the sewer.Richard then jumped from the sewer and started instructing Power Pimp to do tummy crunches.

"And one and two and three and four... c'mon you flabby piece of bacon!!" Suddenly.... a fat chick walks in....

"RICHARD!!! I GAINED ALL OF THAT WEIGHT BACK EVEN THOUGH I DID AS YOU SAID!!!" She wailed as she pounded his geeky little face into the ground. Oh No, Now Buttercup is USELESS in this fight. Can Bubbles And Blossom Do it alone???NO!!!!

"Hey did You forget about meeeeee?" Asked the one and only HIM.

Lalalalalalala, bubbles hums as she colors a picture of...... PURE MASSACRE AND DEATH!!! Oh THE ROTTING CORPSES.... OH THE MANGLED LIMBS!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

"Why, no of course not!" She says as she shows HIM the picture she drew of HIM. As the ugly hermaphrodite devil wanna-be dies of fright. The now possessed Bubbles Goes on a blood rampage through the town. 

"BLOOOOOD" I WANT BLOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!" She ranted. "Help me I need blood before I die - can u help me so I will not die? If u don't come to me i'll come to u and suck ur blood." Suddenly, a psycotic Ozzy Osborne appears from the deep reigions of nowhere, and bites Bubbles head off, thus quenching his own thrist for blood. 

Meanwhile, Blossom has walked into an unemployment office and filed for welfare. Why? Because she sensed the stupididy of this whole series.

Bubbles head slowly grows back by a miracle of nature, or maybe because this is NOT REALITY. She looks around once again for that ugly figure which bit it off in the first place but he has turned into a JooJoo Babie. A GIANT JOOJOO BABIE on the loose..... she pulls out her G.A.JJB.K.B (Giant Automatic JooJooBabie Killing Bazooka) and shoots him with it, the giant JooJoo babie is mush within seconds. 

Meanwhile................Music playing: 'Follow The Yellow Brick Road' So they follow it. Even though there is not really one there... It's in their minds, and it helps that the girls are on crack.

"Ewwe!" one of the girls said, as she scraped JooJoo baby entrails from her eyes. "Yum!" said another, as she picks it off the ground and shoves it in her mouth. "Hmm" Bailey says as she walks through the door, "I think I have the wrong building." Then Meghan walks in to join her. "Is this the right building, B?" Meghan asked. "Nope, I dont think so." 

They walk out, leaving the others very confused, except THE EMPOWEREDPUFF GIRLS!!! For it was their idea to get beautiful women to walk into te studio with the really cheap scenery to distract the men so they could escape to attack their ex husbands. It worked!!! They had gotten out of that mad house!!!! And they were finally on their way to destroy thier ex husbands!!!

Blossom decided to come back, after all, she thought the world would explode if she wasn't on it! "They need me" She said to heself and a little old lady on a bus. "Even if they don't want me, they need me." So she went back, only to find that they had already defeated their ex- husbands. And they were angry. 

"Blossom, You made us defeat our husbands without you. We did it alone. You should have helped us but you didn't even though you should have. Our ex- husbands were beat without you to assist us." Uh-oh everyone has turned into mojojojo! NOOOOOOOOO! Ah well, at least they defeated their ex-husbands before the JooJoo baby slime mutated them all into demented little monkeys. 

An extreamly irritated Dan Quayle rushes on to the set and screams. "Is this the end!!!?? This should be the end! This stupid story has gone on for too long!!!! Potato: P-O-T-A-T-O, Potato!" And that would be the end, but other people just HAVE to add on so what can I say? 

Roseanne shouts at the reader (that's you) screaming "SHUUT UUUUP!!!! IT'LL END WHEN WE SAY IT ENDS!!!"

Meanwhile, Carnut being so completely freaked out (He is on acid, remember?) Runs into Rosie O'Donnell. He becomes so pert they turn into snakes that tell Carnut to 'Burn the village, ransack the plunderers of evil!' So Carnut stumble toward Richard Simmons, whips out a joint, and proceeds to smoke it with him. Ricard become High as a kite, leaving the 455 lb. woman seated next to him. He then goes up to Power pimp and says "Hey big boy, what do you say me and you enjoy a little bubbly upstairs?"

Power Pimp whips out a boom box. Carnut asks "What are you going to do with that?" Power Pimp smiles and turns it on."Big pimpin spendin G's" Carnut grabs his ears in agony, then realizes one thing that can save them all- the Panasonic Walkman in his back pocket with Pink Floyd's Momentary Lapse of Reason in it. 

As he sneaks up to Power Pimp, he steadies the headphones. He throws the headphones at a pefect 45 degree angle, landing on top of Power Pimps' head. As he melts and twists to the sounds of David Gilmour, Carnut takes his Delux Glass crack pipe out, breaks the end off of it. He cuts of Power Pimps' teeth with it, and hang them over the rearview of his '85 sentra. He then plots what to do with a stoned Richard Simmons. And then Carnut fell off a cliff while admiring his new trophies & as his car exploded, we could hear his faint yelps, yelling "c-c-c-c- cornholio!"