When he noticed the young boy gawking at him,
he suddenly felt sick and vomitted 
his green eggs and ham into his hat.

As he tumbled toward the ground,
he muttered as he spun around,
"I will not eat puke from a hat. 
I will not eat puke from a vat." 
"I will not eat hat puke with a cat. 
I will not eat hat puke with a gat." 

The young boy, of course, was in shock at the sight. 
The Cat in the Hat drinking booze wasn't right! 
The young boy was stunned.... confused and amazed... 
to see the sick cat sitting there in a daze. 
But being a lad with the best of intentions 
he went to get help for a drug INTERVENTION. 

The boy ran off, right off to get help. 
He didn't run far before he let out a yelp. 
What he saw next stopped him dead in his tracks... 
Yertle and the Lorax, right there smoking crack! 

"What's this?" said the Cat in the Hat, 
"don't send me to detox, you little rat. 
You can be naughty too, when you get knack. 
Come see Yertle and Lomax, we'll smoke some crack." 

The boy was quite sure that this wasn't a game... 
Lorax was SO loaded he did not know his own name. 
And Yertle was wasted & looking around, 
saw Marvin K. Mooney doped up on the ground! 

It appears that poor Marvin was sniffing some glue 
& got lost on his way back from Solla Sollew. 
The long overdue end. 
SMOKE CRACK FUNNY!!!!