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Dear Snaggletooth, Who's a wooodie widdie woo woo!  Is it hims?  Oh, yes it is! Yes hims IS A woodie widdie woo woo.  Does hims doe differential equasions?  Oh does hims?  Woo woo?
Jenn Dolari
Momma says I shouldn't make fun of people like you. She says if I ever come across someone like you that I should find the nearest policeman. What does mentally unstable mean?
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Dear Snaggletooth, I like meat. And girls. Yay! 5 cents! Signed, Me
q0dr
Oh boy! I like mashed potatoes. They look like clouds but you should never spit them on the wall. Do you like cotton candy? I like the pink kind.
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Snaggletooth!!!! your back! yay. I just wanted to ask if it would be a good idea to dump marmalade on someone and sending them rocketing over a cliff in a cutlass supreme. or would this be a bad idea?
Llarson
Marmalade is sticky. It tastes like paste. Momma says I shouldn't eat paste, especially before dinner.
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Hey Snaggletooth! When the hell am i going to get my pic on the frenz page? If you can get my on there i will give you this whole tin of cookies! And a bike! C'mon!!!!!
boo radley
Oh boy! A bike! Pretty!
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Dear Snaggletooth, Those are some awfully nice glasses you have there. Where did you get them?
Lucy
My daddy got me these glasses. I don't see very well without them. Can I have a hug?
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Dear Snaggletooth, Have you noticed how in the irregular visitors section of this site pedro looks like Bin Laden? is it just me or is it a terrorist plot?? could there be a possible attack on this site? are you prepared for such an attack should it occur? what about federal employee's for the advice section, maybe a few from the DMV we all know how well trained THEY are. so how about it?
FLAGG
Ozzy Pedro lives in Australia. That's where all the dingoes live. And all the kangaroos are there too. Dingoes are funny.
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Dear Snaggletooth, With the President of the USA choking on a bagel, falling over and knocking himself out, I want to know the truth to the question that the World's media just cannot answer. How come Frasier is just not very funny?
The English Mental Patient
Are you in the hospital Mr. English Mental Patient? Coz that's where they put sick people. They serve Jell-O in the hospital. Jell-O is all wiggly!
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Dear Snaggletooth, what's your iq level? don't paint chips taste good? how would you like some maple syrup and a lb of ham?
big bird
I like syrup on my pancakes. Are you on Sesame Street? I see you a lot and you talk to Mr. Snuffleupagus and Elmo. Why is Oscar so grumpy? Momma says Oscar has ‘issues’ what does that mean?
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I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, BOY! WATCH YER BACK!!!!!!
Mom
You’re not my momma! Stop scaring me!
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Dear Snaggletooth, If Carnut offered you a cookie, would you eat it, or open a can of whoop butt (ass to you Elvis on his face?
Mr. Bob
Momma says I should stay away from Carnut. Momma says he's ‘bad news’. I think that's like when the newspaper gets wet before you take it inside. Carnut wouldn't offer me any of his cookies. Bad Carnut!
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Dear Snaggletooth, If you could own any one weapon, and kill one person with that one weapon, and the US Code of Laws, the Constitution, and the Bible did not exist, what weapon would you choose, and which person would you kill?
Anonymous
I don't like this question.
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Dear Snaggletooth, red.............or blue???
kwestionman
Pretty!
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Dear Snaggletooth, What's your stand-point on the global trade/economic situation Saudi Arabia is in due to the increasing demand for oil in both the UK and america?
Shmiley
I like cookies. Do you have any cookies? I can share mine with you if you don't.
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Dear Snaggletooth, Where on earth did my jar of pickles go?
Shmiley
I asked Simian and Elvis and Jason and they haven't seen your pickles. Maybe Mr. Lardlumps took them. If he did, he won't give them back.
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Dear Snaggletooth, do you accept jesus christ as your personal lord and savior?
Bobo The Hobo
Hobos live on the street. Do you live in a cardboard box? Sometimes when I'm out with Momma we give change to the homeless people. Are you homeless? Can you read? Do you drink a lot? Does Jesus drink a lot? I bet he's homeless too.
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Dear Snaggletooth, like toy soldiers? Toy soldiers in the dirt pile. Oh that's A GOOD TIME. I LIKE HAVING THEM GO INTO CAVES AND BLASTING OUT THE TALIBAN, cool, isn't it. Love Jimmy.
Anonymous
Toy soldiers are fun! I saw some ducks today. It's almost time for my nap.
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Dear Snaggletooth, how many....no wait!!!! what is cheese made of?
Anonymous
My daddy likes blue cheese. It's blue. I think its made from crayons.
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Dear Snaggletooth, answer yes or no: What is the aria of a circle with a radius of 34.5 cm?
Monkee
Shiny!
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Dear Snaggletooth, where'd you get your name? i mean other than the obvious answer of your mother and father?
boo radley, spreader of herpies
I don't know. I've always had it ever since I can remember.
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Dear Snaggletooth, Tell those losers that if they want there phone calls returned, they'll have to return my pog collection
Keanu Reeves
Simian says your pretty. I like goldfish. Do you have any pets? Goldfish are nice pets. Do you like monkeys? I like Simian. She's a marmoset.
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Dear Snaggletooth, What kind of name is Snaggletooth? I have thirteen children, 23 grandchildren, and 45 great grandchildren, and all their names are Cletus. I reckon you should change your name to Cletus.
Tahmeekah Lahsheekah
I'm 6 years old. I can count all the way up to 10. Cletus is a silly name.
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GIVE ME A MAGNA DOODLE AND 100,000 pesos ($3.45) OR THE RACCOON GETS IT!
Llarson
Can I have a cookie?
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Dear Snaggletooth, i ate 4 crayons and now i have skin cancer what do i do
cranman
I'm not supposed to eat my crayons. They don't taste like the colors anyway.
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Dear Snaggletooth, my computor says you owe him money.
Tagglesnooth
I don't know anyone named computor. Does he get an allowance too? I get 2 dollars a week.
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