DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE?? hint: Your question was krappy. Volume
I - 1999
Why
do they call it a "urine monkey?"
So,
I guess you guys are wondering why I didn't contribute my over-use of punctuation
to your immature, ill thought through venture of "where is elvis shortliver?"!!!!!
Well...that's because you guys insulted me last time I wrote in...didnt
you? Well...even if you didnt...it still sounds good...HELL HATH
NO FURY LIKE THE QUESTIONER SCORNED!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU YET MY PRETTIES!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh)!!!!!!!!!
will
elvis shortliver ever be found or will he just be spotted all over the
place like the king of RnR......or will his memory fade like the twilight?
you
know the screen it takes you to after submitting a question could you add
a link straight back to the question page us handicapped have trouble clicking
the mouse so many times just to ask another question so you it be too much
trouble?
Why?
Who
$*&#% in the hat?
The
computer at work downloaded my brain and now I have digital herpes. Is
there a cure?
I
have 133 guys on my garden, waiting that I change my name to match them.(All
of them have the same name)What sould I do?
Dear
Snaggletooth
I
don't have a question today. I just wanted to say "hi" and "sorry
for not writing last week." Things got kind of busy.
is
your e-mail address considered an autograph?
would
you ever eat a frozen hotdog split if it had bean curd ice cream topped
with honey, cranberry relish, and split pea soup, and a cocktail onion
on top..... maybe a few chopped up dry beans too?
i
wake up in the morning and raise my weary head and see mimes lookin at
me their eyes are full of dread...... is that normal? please send me to
the gulag so maybe i can get away from these mimes
ohh,
well then, dont answer my question!! but anyway, my question this week..
how did you know that i had donated my brain? was it my mime suit and makeup
that gave it away?
Hey
you think you could put a plug up for FLAGG and my new site @ www.angelfie.com/ky/ABW2/.
how
much alcohol and crack did clinton have before permitting the sexual acts
between him and that fat whore monica?
Why
did they decide to put toilet paper on a cobb instead of a pop-up box like
kleenex? And who made the decision that changed the way the world wipes?
Why
is it that you can have a wild one night stand, but when actually going
to sleep people don't touch their bodies? It's like if you accidentally
do touch, reflexes set in and immediately you move as far away as possible.
Why is that?
I
have recently been electronically abducted into the Cabana
Beach Cult by your friend why
cant i have some cake too?
I
saw a wicked fat kid workin at Dunkin Donuts. I ordered a powederd cruller
from him. Am I gay?
I
like Pink floyd. Is it wrong to beat the carp out of snaggletooth because
he won't drop acid with me and trip to the music?
How
can I become a member of the Flaming - Bag - Of - Dead - Gerbils - A -
Month Club?
Why
is my physics teacher such an a**hole??
Having
decided that I am actually the secret Lord and Master of the universe,
I have decided to eliminate the human race, and let chaos reign in the
universe!! What have you to say? (P.S. I'm not actually going to do any
of this stuff)
Does
this hurt? What about this? How about now?
Why
does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
Did
somebody say McDonalds?
Am
I the god Of poop?
Since
the form that you provide for new questions on your Q&A page is still
too damned small for my tastes, is it acceptable to send new questions
to each of you by email?
I’ve
been seeing those sickening paper Cupid silhouettes, and stupid paper hearts
hanging on walls everywhere already, and they made me think of a question
for you: Are you guys working on your Valentine’s Day special yet? I seem
to remember getting an eleventh hour email from you guys asking for a Christmas
story a few weeks ago. You had forgotten that Christmas was coming or something,
and were scrambling to get your Christmas special written. May I suggest
that you start preparing for your holiday specials as soon as you notice
the decorations being changed everywhere you go?
I
read this week that California has a problem with red fire ants, and that
one of the solutions that has been proposed is to import some parasitic
flies that will kill off the red fire ants. Apparently, these flies penetrate
the bodies of the red fire ants and lay their eggs inside. The fly larvae
then migrate to the inside of the red fire ants’ heads, where they grow
until the ants’ heads fall off. Have you guys ever had fly larvae grow
inside your heads until your heads fall off? I have, and it wasn’t pleasant.
I want you guys to tell those crazy people to forget about importing those
damned parasitic flies! I’m sure you’ll be able to propose a better way
to control the red fire ant population in California, won’t you?
Since
learning that the "Titanic" soundtrack sold over 9.3 million albums last
year in the United States, which made it the year’s most popular album,
I’ve wanted to puke my guts out every day. Did either of you buy a copy
of that piece of crap? If you did, I’m going to have to disown you as my
favorite Internet humor writers. Please tell me that you didn’t do it!?!?
well
i see i finally made it to your infamous hungarian gulag is that a good
thing? will you answer this question or put it in your gulag cuz you feel
your above questions such as these? or are they above you? so many questions
so little crack or something like that.........right? or am i so wrong
that i should have hot pokers placed on my genitals until i have no genitals
to place hot pokers on? and if you decide to answer me will you answer
all the questions in this or just choose your favorite one or pick a couple
at random? if you pick them at random do the ones you dont answer go to
the gulag?
Oh,
l forgot, can l have a spork and a couple packets of ketchup to go with
my Morgan Fairchild?
My
older brother brought home Morgan Fairchild and now he has her locked up
in his room. l don't think this is fair!! Can l have Nell Carter? l want
to use her to battle my brother and his Morgan Fairchild in a full size
game of Rockem Sockem Robots.
Why
are they and not those?
Wow!
It's Monday.. and the new questions are posted! I am quite impressed!!
You know I live for these types of things.. now my question is... was that
really so hard?
Do
homosexual rump rangers get turned on when they deficate?
Ok...
let's say you were in a tank..6 inches taller than you, With a one foot
opening for your face and it was filled to your shoulders with snot..and
someone comes along and throws a bucket of vomit in your face.. since you
cant jump, would you duck?
How
come buggers don't smell bad?
If
I b** to much, will i become sterile?
Snaggletooth
TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE?
Elvis...i
love you...will you marry me?
Elvis,
my dog is pregnant. Is it your's?
Who
was Santa talking to when he said, "...and don't think you can just come
crawling back here either!"?
Hi
elvis shortliver and simian you brazilian marmoset you!!! Did I ask you
a question this week already?
but
what if he doesn't want to wear the goat skin?
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