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Lady
Sasami forking rawks! Who wants to download Sylvia Saint movies off Morpheus?
Oh,
so the bippie is singular. Now I get it. Well, I don't think I want to
see it anymore.
Where
can I get a shrubbery?
where
can i get a cool leather jacket like putrid's? he's so smooth he must have
the ladies all over him.
Where
can I get a really cheap date?
Why
don't you like midgets?
Whats
wrong with me?
Dearest
Putrid, For some time now, I have been having an affair with boo radley.
He is a great guy, but he has problems, with shall we say, playing "ring-a-ling"
with me. Somebody needs to help him... Putrid, would you be interested
in a threesome?
I'm
thinking about turning my Impalla into a "shag wagon"
What
time zone are you in?
Mr.
Bob
Why
are pigs pink? Why is mud brown? Why do people on this site always do psychotic
ramblings? Why is my hand seperated from my arm? Why does Big Tad want
to show me his bippie? Why is the sky red? Why do I feel dizzy inside?
Why does it hurt? Why me?
Since
last week you murerdered my sister will you come to her funneral service
and drink her milk before we take her to the slaughter house and turn her
into a big mac?
have
you ever felt an udder? is it smooth or ruff because hoves are illequiped
fot touch?
my
dead sister is calling in the night to me. Ear plugs dont work and
im losing sleep. what can I do to stop my sisters moo calling.
Allright,
guys.....i get that i'vwe asked a lot of questions in the past and none
of them were funny, and i'm sorry for that. But is there any need to hold
a grudge?
can
you please hook my brother up like you hooked my sister Bessie up?
So,
there's this girl, and she likes me, and I like her, but this other dude
kinda also likes her, so...How do you tune a harp to D Flat?
Heat
to 415 or 337?
Do
you guys know how to play "light as a feather stiff as a feather......go!"?
Its the new craze sweeping and i want to know more.
how
do you make crack cocaine??
"Here
boy! Here boy!....look, I've got something for you.....what a nice juicy
steak.....how nice of you to run all the way across the acreage to get
here.....look at your mouth water.....is that drool I see?....Heh heh heh,
too bad it's for me.....now scram!" *Puts steak on barbeque*
*sizzle* Do you think my money will change me?
I bought
Big Tad a shrubbery. Where should I put it?
Ha,
QUEST-ion, like from monty python, right? How do you remove staples from
superglue?
Simian,
Simian, Simian, you silly monkey. What's a mon and why do you need a key
for it? I'm surprised you're cordinated to be drunk and stick a key in
the slot at the same time. Har har! I can feel the sexual tension between
you and Elvis.
Help!
I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! Har har, just kidding, it's
Carnut that needs the help.
Now
that I have Resnet access at my dorm I can download por-er, short movies
in a matter of minutes. Very exciting! I discovered this actress by the
name of Sylvia Saint, and while she is quite neat, I'm curious if anyone
here could tell me about some other talented actors/actresses?
simian.
care to discuss your thoughts on prohibition?
Define
the Universe and give three examples.
heres
my question: since you guys are the experts, whats the perfect gift for
that special lady in my life that i love (stalk)?
Why
cant we all just get along? I think its time for my nap.
I never
said mayonaise would cure herpies lady sasami! I may have said "relieve
irritation" but there is no cure for herpies. Even if mayonaise does reduce
herpies it can still resurface and be passed on durring intercource. Ask
your doctor if mayonise is right for you. *may cause nausia, lack of sleep,
blurred vision, drowsyness, aids, salmonila, dilusions of grandeur, inability
to eat, drink, breathe and otherwise sustain life and cancer. Remote cases
experienced sudden apperiance of extra genitals and pastey mimes.
What
are you guys giving up for lent?
What
do we want? When do we want it?
What
is the meaning of life?
Why
should i follow the rules set by a midget? I am not about to let them stop
the sun from turning orange. How about you? I hope you see eye to
eye on this with me, because you are worthy
I have
to pick a major. What did you major in?
Is
it possible to drink to many beers? What would be to many?
my
mommy told me that there's a boogie man hiding in the closet and he's going
to come out in the night while i'm sleeping and eat me....how come there's
not a sliver jelly bean?
Itse
valantinse day and i gotse some sugarand its good....WOAH!!!! jesus!!!!!
ever have one ofth...those days where the world pretends to be hiding????
dammit, man im cantankerous! come outs man....my question is, whats live
got to do, got to do with it?
Elvis?
have you gone astray from the path that is the poker? have you givin up
with some 12 step poker program? Why elvis.....why resist natural urges?
if it feels good do it, and you know it feels good. The feel of hot metal
in your sweaty hands......the feeling you get with a swift poke to your
enemy....just one poke...thats all...why not?
Hello
fellow Scribes, why do you want my red pencil its not for sale!!!
Just listen to me now and understand what i say later. This is the
Scholar signing out
Okay,
which one of you is Bad Adviceman?
?tu
hablas espanol? Conozco que tu hablas el aleman, pero no puedo comprendar.
Mi pregunta es este. ?Que tengo que hacer para hacer un amo del karate?
Big
Tad, will you be my friend?
Uhhh...Do
you remember what my question was?
Where
do babies come from?
Do
my taxes!
Why
is it that after I pour maple syrup on my CDs they won't play anymore?
They just make this strange grinding noise in my speakers.
Where
can I purchase colorforms shaped as you guys's heads?
Elvis,
youve got a mis shaped head
Dwarves
are my friends and i like to kick them can you tell me if this is normal?
I just
wanted to know something....You know how i asked you guys is it normal
to kick my midget friends?? Well i accidently kicked Joe too hard and hes
dead. Any ideas on where to store a dead midget??
Elvis,
you're so sexy!
One
of my friends like the popular christian hip hop band DC Talk. Tell me,
what the hell is wrong with her?
Llarson
is one sexy man! hubba hubba.
Is
it possible that our planets could be atoms in giants bodies and their
planets being our atoms?Why are these shrooms purple? Is my face
brown or is it just my cat or it could be the poop in my mind that i dream
about eating every 21.4 seconds?
by
rejecting this, you hereby give me total rights and control of the site.
If you reject this statement, and i attempt to claim my rights and you
don't give me them, i will take you into a court of law. i'll see you in
court, bastards.
Why
is Daniel so compulsively annoying?
i'm
mad at you. ITS MON-FRIKKIN-DAY! What is this? bi-weekly advice? What the
hell. i like chicken. Who are you?
why
do i allways seem to run out of toilet paper?
Have
you ever tried a Floopie lorndinger?? If so, try my new one, it's
smells like chicken yet tastes like Cheese!!
Life
isn't like a bowl of cherries. Why do some people say that? What does fruit
have to do with my life?
Why
are the Backstreet boys so popular? Its not like they have talent or anything.
I was
just wondering if you knew why dwarfs are so small and why they are so
much fucn to hit with sticks? I really dont get it but it is alot of fun
and i love doing it. Do you think that i have a problem?
I see
you started using Monty Python puns after I mentioned it. Yay, me! I started
a trend! When I asked my questions about monty python, you hadn't written
all of these things! And now, instead of answering questions, you change
the Words on the question area. Why didn't you just answer the questions?
I heard
that the fabeled Rasputin in 19th century Russia had an enormous crank.
Is this true?
which
did come first......the chicken or the egg?
Who
invented burlap?
A wise
man once said....something. The point is that man is in my basement, and
you guys better shape up unless you want this to happen to you.
is
it true that no one here is real except for boo radley? does that mean
i'm not real? why am i being sucked into a swirling vortex of time itself?
my head is starting to hurt!
Do
midgets have normal sized wankers, or are they small like the rest of their
anatomy?
I was
just wondering if you guys get alot of ladys? And if so are most of them
dwarfs? And if so to that one is it like doing a goat from the rear? And
if so why do you do it? Just wanted to know.
WE
are the nights that now say iky iky zangggg wooo!..............NI. Is that
where you got ni from?
sung
to the tune of a song that is yet to be written "toilet paper sky hamper
bambi and thumper eye stamper give me a hat yeah, a brown paper hat. my
arm is numb and my tears are people too. you are cruel cruel, yet kind.
have a heart, i can't finish mine. find me a wheel a big rubber wheel my
eyes are like steroids and my mind is m m. my 3/4 is 12/7 pass the dental
floss. their isn't room in the closet for two more pascifists. cat farm!"
whats
the answer to this question?
Is
it true that ignorance is bliss?
How
come no matter what I do, everytime I look out the window I see shmiley
standing there with a dark trenchcoat on. How can I get rid of him? I have
tried mace, little kids with squirt guns, and have even obtained some old
Hansen music *Shudder*. But nothing will make him go away. Im pretty sure
I heard him humming along to mmmmmm-bop. HELP!
how
old are you all? (in human years for jason and simian)
OOOh
look at me I'm shimley i have a strange affection towards garden implements
and i accuse people of untruths and tell strange stories and day camp...
giggle giggle
Dude,
has this big tad guy got rabid fish living in his shrubbery or something?
WoW, i want one... How do u know when a horse has had enough? ive lost
my sight and feeling from the amount of blows to the head...YAY what does
this button do..? *nukes afgahnistan* WoOoOoOo ive probably spelt that
wrong but never mind.. My bum is on the rail, my bum is on the rail, look
at me, my bum is on the rail, my bum is on the step, my bum is on the step..
DONT FALL DOWN THE STEP YOU MIGHT HURT YOUR BUM!!!! and thats not very
fun... when u fall down and hurt your bum... i like to put my bum on things,
its fun for everyone!!! my bum is on the cheese!! my bum is on the cheese!!!
if i get lucky!! ill get a desease!!!!!! <Slipknot mosh pits are rather
violent dont you think?>
Okay,
I was freaking out in my trailer and the sound of a foghorn shattered my
session. The French judge gave me a 4.9. So my question is how many Beanie
Babies can you shove up your ass in 45 seconds?
How
do ya'll feel about cornbread?????
Are
ya'll familiar with a feller named "Boo Radley"? I slept wit' him
a few nights ago, and he said "Hey, Scout... that was great..." And
I said "I am not Scout, I am Jimothy." And then he said "Then what
are you doing here?" I answered with "I dunno, what are YOU doing
here?" And he said "This is my house, what are you doing here?"
I got up and walked away wit' muh overalls in muh hand because I was ascared.
What do ya'll reckon I should say next time I see Mr. Radley?
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