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how do you know?
FLAGG OoFLAGGo0@aol.com
We're stopping this right here, Buster!

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is putrid so poor that he can't afford some kinda waxing job on his..um hum..uh..ya spot?
rudess tuffett
We're not sure what 'spot' visitor is talking about. And frankly, we're too afraid to ask.

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Why does Schmiley look so evil in his picture?
Lucy
Elvis drew picture. We all laughed.

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Want To Do My Homework For Me?
Whinny Hopalong
Visitor used too many capital letters.

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where did last weeks questions go??? i swore i submitted them on friday night....did you get them?
FLAGG OoFLAGGo0@aol.com
Sent all of FLAGG's Friday questions to Regis Philbin. We didn't win a million bucks either.

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I need a beer.
The Jester
Wanted to answer question, had to make packy run first.

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Blah blah blah
Bobo The Hobo
Not really a question, now is it?

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Get away from me, Tahmeekah! You people are freaking me out! Why can't you mind your own business?
Mr. Bob (I give up)
Didn't want Big Tad investigating Mr. Bob's freak-out session.

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You too Lady Sasami!
Mr. Bob (I give up)
Ditto.

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Does a cat sitting in your lap turn you on?
Whinny Hopalong
Half consumed mouse found on chair: Bad kitty!

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Dear Elvis, Simian and Jason of Porfessional Advice: The items you purchased on Mime Central.com, including "Daily Mime Digest" the hundred miniature mime statues, and the books "How to Be A Mime", "How to Make Love to a Mime" and "Mime-A-Mia!" should arrive in about 2 to three weeks. We thank you for choosing Mime Central.com for all your mime needs. Sincerely, Lucy
Lucy
Imaginary checks bounced.

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Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed. Although it's not mine, do you think she'll let me use it for a weekend, or maybe even for a one-night stand?
Wild Bill http://members.fortunecity.com/wldbill/sporttapes.html
Not sure Walmart has enough inflatable 'girlfriends' for "Wild" Bill.

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I love John Tesh.  There, I said it.
Wild Bill http://members.fortunecity.com/wldbill/sporttapes.html
Lost question after attending spiffy Yanni concert.

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I remember all the times I used to come here as "Crazy CarNut", drug dealer extrordinaire, crackhead, dope fiend, etc. etc. I've decided to dispell these myths and legends and show you the softer side of the beloved Nut. CarNut was born to a poor family in the rougher side of Asbury Park, NJ. He had an odd childhood, Mostly when his mom tried to include him on a drug deal. This was his first intro to the drug world, a world that would lead to a harrowing descent to madness. When CarNut grew into his teens, he met his first,(and sadly, his only) girlfriend, Tawanneesha. They had a wonderful relationship, but ended when Nut decided to leave her at the altar for a really good deal. Sad and alone, He turns to sampling his own products. this soon escalates to full-blown drug binges, and after awhile he hits the pavement. And soon, this sad, sad man joins the hippies, travels the world, and returns an enlightened induvidual. Let us not forget this CarNut, for he is an inspiration for many. (CarNut would like to state that he is not dead, Just in a drug induced coma. incidentally, he was pronounced brain dead 3 years ago, but obviously this hasn't seemed to stop him any.) So this reporter asks, what does the future hold for CarNut?
CarNut
Brain dead, comatose visitor keeps referring to himself in the 3rd person.

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NARF!
Tahmeekah Lahsheekah
Wanted to answer question. Too busy trying to take over the world.

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whenever i walk outside it's always so cold. i mean, i don't wear any clothes or anything, but like people always stare at me like i'm some kind of freak. i mean, it's completely normal. gosh. what should i do so people will stop looking at me weird?
ditsy spaz
Too many letters.