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Ladeeda
Placed question in sacrificial urn. Still waiting.

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Does Elvis want a cracker? Maybe some IV goo?
Shmiley www.aliceinwonderland.com
Fell for this one before. Almost fell for it again. 

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Does Bob Dole want a cracker? Whyu won't this rash go away....
Shmiley www.totalobscurity.com
Visitor mistook advice column for typing class.

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lady sasami
Visitor misspoelled llama, or any of it's variations, which is difficult to do.

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Simian...Goofus and Gallant are awesome!!!  *  Goofus says, *I hate you*  Gallant says, * will you be my friend?*
lady sasami
Lived through this one too many times last week.

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Am I an idiot?
lady sasami
Live through this one EVERY week.

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For the amount of time I've been missing from this website, I would expect it to get a little better. Maybe with some more features, or wittier answers to dumber-than-hell questions. But to my dismay, it still sucks ass.
White Paul http://www.blowme.com
Did not wish to irritate disgruntled ex-regular visitor.

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Okay, which one of you is BadAdviceMan:?
lady sasami
Too busy answering questions for other advice web sites.

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Do you have answers?
Whinny Hopalong
Looked question up in handbook, but the words were too big.

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thought Id just check up on you guys. Noticed that no questions of mine were posted last time and just had to call my white suited friends to let them know i wasnt accosted by you people who "supposedly" give me advice.  Well let me tell you buddy Ive had it with your advice about the squirells biting the president of the golfers chess club.  I had that presidency in my pocket once and Ill get it again once that *$%^# monkey of a @@#%%$$ gets off his ###$6 and a squirell bites him because hes a @#@%% ##@%%$#^^# #@%^$@#@$#% ^#$$@#@!! %$@@##%$#^$# ^#@@@# %##@#@$ dog kicking #$%#$@^^ #%#@$^%%$# with a @#$#^$#$^# and a #@$$%$#$% on top of his @$@$#%$# shoe. anywho.  Its time to go use the phone and some junk.  oh yeah tell Mr. Bob that I found his hat under my bed in a box of stalking supplies I always keep around for my new victims.  Ill be sure to give it back to him at the crime scene.... um i mean the next time I see him.
oh look theres an airplane
Visitor spelled *$%^# wrong.

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You have some of the fugliest visitors I have ever seen! ANd I've seen my 98 year old body naked and lived to tell about it! Take that greenie!
Tahmeekah Lahsheekah
Image alone curdled question.

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I know this is a dumb question, but who is Big Tad?
lady sasami
Too many archives, too little time.

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Jason, are there other aliens out there?  Are there Klingons and Vulcans?  I'm dying to know.  Is there any intelligent life out there?  It seems as though all the intelligent life on Earth is now an endangered species.  I want to get off this freakin' planet!
Trekkie
Boldly went where no man has gone before, and now we know why.

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Hey Jason, I'm building my own spaceship but I'm having problems getting it off the ground.  It will lift to about thirty feet, hover for about ten minutes, and then it plummets to the ground.   I've looked at everything and I don't see the problem.  I just want to get off this planet.  I'm going insane around all these people.  Tell me what to do.  PLEASE!!!
Trekkie
Disney security took care of question before we ever had a chance.

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My friend, Tahmeekah Lahsheekah, lives down the street from me and she told me about this site.  She and I are working to get the hell off this planet and start our own colony on some distant planet.  You all want to come?  Free Pancakes and liquor!!!
Trekkie
Barely heard question thru padding on walls.

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Just thought you should know that I'm a girl
Trekkie
Feminists rejected this question, we kept on running...

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Why is my puter a sacreligious b!*** whore?  Is it because I am Satan herself?  I didn't think I affected machinery that way.  Please help.  Danke.
I who named the one named Oh look, it's an airplane
Understood question up until visitor said "Danke", then lost us.

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Dude, Trekkie is the primpstress!
Tahmeekah Lahsheekah
Threw away expired bottle while cleaning out medecine cabinet last week.

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You want some of this?  HUH?!?
Wild Bill http://members.fortunecity.com/wldbill/sporttapes.html
3 damn years & still only 4 shopping channels on cable.