This looks easy! How do you guys DO this?
We pretty much answer questions every two weeks, and each one of us answers 8-10 questions. Some of us are drunk at the time, or worse.
 

I'm full of questions that need answers!
We understand. Keep in mind though that this is a HUMOUR site, and if you REALLY need answers, you may want to consult a psychiatrist instead of us, as we did.
 

Do you three have lives?
That's beside the point. We really can't answer every single question though. We would explode.
 

I have a question about my new porno site. Will you answer this?
We try to keep the rating at PG-13 (Jason says it's an R) and we do not post sexually explicit material. We occasionally use adult language, but management usually censors us. We can't even say FCENSOREDK without them censoring us. See??
 

Aren't my questions funny enough?
Actually, we can hardly breathe when we are reading your wacky questions, some of us even pass out! Even though most of them are very funny, some we just can't work with. Hey, it's not like we have degrees in answering questions. Simian's a monkey, for God's sakes!
 

Don't you like us?
We love you all! Jason loves you even more!
 

Doesn't your company have enough loot to buy more web space?
Untrained animals don't know JACK about web space.
 

Should I just go away?
You can't. SnackWurst will not let you go away.
 

I have multiple personalities that require several answers to many different "people"
That's fine. We just can't answer them all, no matter how many of you there are. Maybe you can talk to ALL of your personalities & get them to agree to ask one question per week. That might help.
 

Should I be pissed off?
No more than Simian is on a good day. Remember, Elvis hasn't been paid in 5 years!