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Q: What's a mime's favorite dessert?
A: Key mime pie.
Q: What's a mime's favorite drink?
A: Mimeade.
A: Sprite, with its lemon-mime flavor.
Q: What's a mime's favorite weapon?
A: A land mime.
Q: What do you tell an impatient mime?
A: All in good mime, my friend, all in good mime.
Q: What do you say about someone who steps on mimes?
A: They can stop on a mime.
Q: What do you get by rolling a mime up really thin and long, then using him to tie things with?
A: Twime.
Q: What's a mime's favorite watch?
A: Mimex.
Q: And what is the Mimex Watch Co.'s slogan?
A: It takes a lickin' and then hopefully it stops.
Q: What disease can turn you into a mime?
A: Myme disease.
A: Mimeingitis.
Q: What spice does a mime always use?
A: Mhyme.
Q: What do you call two mimes standing next to each other?
A: Mime and Mime again.
Q: What did the mime's girlfriend say when he picked her up too late?
A: It's about Mime!
Q: What did the team of football Mimes call when they were tired?
A: A Mime out.
Q: What did the doctor tell his patient the Mime before he went into surgery?
A: Don't worry. A stitch in Mime saves a Mime!
Q: Where does a Mime learn gossip?
A: The Grapemime.
Q: What did the king say to the guard who was trying to kill the Mime?
A: Stop! A Mime is a terrible thing to waste!

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