JASON X.  EXTORTION WITH INTENT TO GOUGE, ELECTRICAL MALPRACTICE, SUSPECT IN SEVERAL OUTAGES ACROSS THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, RECKLESS DRIVING, LOITERING D.O.B: 47th increment of the solar cycle of Xramulatz Height: 4'2" (including antenna) Weight: 25 lbs Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: N/A. Sensor equipped antennae Sex: Male Race: Unknown Nationality:Unknown Jason X, described as an odd little glow-in-the-dark green super-genius with a type A personality, is believed to be the mastermind behind large ATM fees.  In addition, his poor spacecraft piloting skills have resulted in several recent western regional blackouts. Jason originated on another planet approximately 40 light years from Earth.  Though the official cause of the Chernobyl disaster was deemed reactor operator error, intercepted CIA documents indicate Jason accidentally crashed his spacecraft into Chernobyl nuclear reactor 1 while trying to open a packet of peanuts.  It was during this incident that Jason received immeasurable doses of radiation--the cause of his fluorescent green color and spastic nature. In addition to causing widespread environmental damage from radioactive fallout, Jason has instigated numerous blackouts by constantly slamming his spacecraft into power lines after consuming large quantities of espresso (an intoxicant on his planet). Jason is believed to be funding an appliance empire (to further his plan of world domination) with royalties from ATM fees and contributions from power companies who pay him to stay out of their territories. CONSIDERED RADIOACTIVE, OCCASIONALLY ILL-TEMPERED, AND VERY VERY GREEN. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND HIM WITHOUT A RADIATION SUIT.   The FBI is offering a $5 McDonalds gift certificate for information leading directly to the arrest of Jason.   Aliases: Greenie, Glow Boy, Space Cadet, Mr. Screw-u, Captain Qwirk, Alpha Particle Emitter, Beta Particle Emitter, Gamma ray emitter, Fuel Rod. Occupation(s): Currently collaborating with the Department of Defense in an elaborate cattle abduction scheme in the midwest. Scars/Tattoos: Alien technology implantation scar below his right antenna.